semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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(Source: pissent)


wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers


galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet



connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would


toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing


979,601 plays!

mrsthirdward:

s-urfboardt:

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

Just putting a cover album 

Bedroom music

(Source: smillington)


hexgirl96:

Why do dirty hippies act like John Lennon was a saint

He physically abused both his wives, emotionally abused his son, was openly homophobic and antisemetic, was controlling and misogynist, he literally made yoko ono write a list of all the men she’d been with and shamed her for…


kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)


14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

celeryludenberg:

what if i just

celeryludenberg:

what if i just

(Source: joltick)


wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 


(Source: icavein)


blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)