(Source: katara)



me: *goes to Jamaica*
Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
me: baliegdeh

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

(Source: hit-it-and-quidditch)


(Source: negriss)


witchgoth:

                                  no

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

(Source: willoughbooby)


twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

image

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions


katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿


(Source: tropius)


(Source: fearlesstour)


unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick


cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(Source: firefoxed)


kardashy:

maybe the best vine ever