theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?


beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means


cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs)


gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice


goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking


lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck


surprisebitch:

me

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 


yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet)


sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.


teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair



holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*


(Source: daddywhorebucks)


hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,